I write down my thoughts so I can not punch somethings because if I had to punch something every time I was frustrated, my hands would have been bloody a long while ago. Some mother f^@&+*$ just don't get it.
STOP HOLDING THE METRO DOOR so the shit don't break and I have to be late! I'm already good at being late myself without your help! Next time I will threaten to cricket your arse!
Move to the back of the bus so a skinny white girl can rest her back and not stand at a pole.
Don't step on my toe. If you do please say excuses me b/c you know you felt my shit; if you didn't you wouldn't look at me with your dagger eyes if I don't say nothing back.
Why does everyone think someone else owes them shit?
I work just as hard as any other person and I don't want to have to work for your lazy arse -
I mean you; in that big White House near 15G St, NW DC and that other "betty faced" guy at oh somewhere on the map - oh no; I think that got erased...
Nothing is free - unless you rather take get it yourself and not share with others...
I wonder why we are now heading to a recession?
I think DC in a heated presidential election is getting to me
OH DC In a mid Summers Winter day; how you seem to get at me...
It's like a love hate relationship - I love to hate to love all of your charms and "capitol falsies"
In other depressing news...
How does Mike seem to get the Crappiest weather in the world on his ridiculous job?
This year tornados in the swamps of Florida for some extinct bird.
If this bird is found I think Mike's picture on Wikipedia might be bigger then his famous Astronaut/super hero brother, Chris Shepard.
Last year 40 day and not Biblical storms in Maui Hawaii
The year before Hurricanes in Tortogus Florida...
If some shit happens to my bestfriend I will kick your butt National Geographic... and that stupid Crittercam Department -
Oh and you Crittercam Department, it's about time you got Mike's name up there - It's been 6+ years since he's worked for your department and saved your arse on oh at least a thousand times...
And to that note, I say GOOD NIGHT - I'm going to watch me some mindless bitches fighting on MTV's the Gantlet! I Love America! Spain has the running of the bulls, Mexico has men riding bulls and the US plenty of hot people that want to go at it like a bunch of raging bulls! We Are so KICK ASS!
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Monday, February 4, 2008
Site Warning
This site is not intended for my personal self pity;
just to capture the insane reality I call my life!
Just wanted to get that out there...
just to capture the insane reality I call my life!
Just wanted to get that out there...
This is not an endorsement - But Yes We Can
Yes WE Can!
Baraq Obama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yq0tMYPDJQ&feature=related
View a total of twice at least - one time at while listening and viewing, then again while listening and not looking.. Amazing
Ron Paul - I want a new Republic, with Liberty and Justice for all or at least lower taxes;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPij7fyIiUQ
I would be glad to exile the pundits to Iraq with some other talking heads; well all but Stephen and John...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKsC_0fMjr0
Baraq Obama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yq0tMYPDJQ&feature=related
View a total of twice at least - one time at while listening and viewing, then again while listening and not looking.. Amazing
Ron Paul - I want a new Republic, with Liberty and Justice for all or at least lower taxes;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPij7fyIiUQ
I would be glad to exile the pundits to Iraq with some other talking heads; well all but Stephen and John...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKsC_0fMjr0
Really - It's True - I was hit by a flying pole!
I know this sounds totally crazy, and I wonder of all the people why me, but this is totally true....
While at a restaurant in NYC this Saturday morning (to remain nameless unless they choose to be a pain about paying my health bills), I was getting ready to eat when a pole from a unused plant hanger feel on me, that is right feel about 4 feet on me on my "good" side of my left side back/neck area (a pole about 2 feet long, though might be longer/shorter for all I know, with a hook on the ends hit me. Fortunately I was eating with friends who saw this or I would never believe it myself).
I remember looking up within the enclosed patio area to see how the enclosure was set up (poles with a enclosed plastic/fabric of some sort - though covering and plants on the side walls) and thinking what the SHIT was that from???
Immediately after the manager, (to be remained nameless unless as stated above) or the person who appeared to be the manager asked if I was ok. I was so shocked I was not sure how to respond...
I think I said something to the affect; ah yeah... Ok, yeah ok...
then he disappeared till our food came and asked again very brisk and informally:
Him - are you ok? Here is your bacon (our other food had come a second before)
Me - ah I think so, but thank god that was not my head cause that would have been a problem... (I was really lucky it hadn't hit my little noggin - otherwise I might have been knocked out) ...and I am concerned that this hit my back. I recently a year ago had back surgery and am not sure that this is to good for it... (or something to that affect)
Him - so your bacon, it's on us... and he placed the bacon (only 4 pieces) down on the table.
Me - ah, ah ok??? (Really I was not sure what I was thinking cause I was so shocked he had thought of all the appropriate things to give me after a metal pole falling from the ceiling/wall from his establishment feel on the "good" side of my body was ok, was totally shocking and somewhat appalling to me. I mean what about offering a girl some ice for the swelling or I don't know something like a stiff drink, but BACON - get serious...
So the good part is my back/neck is not broken, but it is definitely swollen! I am fortunate to know an awesomely amazing acupuncturist, Dr Haung who always knows how to relieve all some of the tension and popping in my bones (my new medical philosophy this year has been east meets west, not sure who knows best, but the combination is amazing - if I have the time and can afford it! the trick is to be able to afford it - so if you hear stories or read posts of me needing to sell something like my 3 year old second hand Ikea sofa then I am hard up and I'm addicted to needles - the good kind - not the kind for drugs, just the kind for helping relieve muscle tension!
I also am thankful to my amazing colleagues who for some reason think I am still worth keeping at work after a year filled with almost better Monika health news... I love my work and my TAI team at WRI!
So to relieve my pain and to laugh later I am starting this web blog for my friends and others so I can document the unreal stuff that happens in the world around us... otherwise I might not believe this is for real. Or the cliche thing might be to say, what doesn't kill me makes us stronger... but I think it should be, what doesn't kill us, hopefully makes us laugh later...
Anyways - I thought this would be a fun project to drown my sorrows and hopefully provide good material for my next fabulous career in stand up comedy or reality tv...
Until the next pole hits, ok I hope before then -
Monika
---update... 3/1/8/08
the pole has now taken over my life and the pain has gotten worse :(
While at a restaurant in NYC this Saturday morning (to remain nameless unless they choose to be a pain about paying my health bills), I was getting ready to eat when a pole from a unused plant hanger feel on me, that is right feel about 4 feet on me on my "good" side of my left side back/neck area (a pole about 2 feet long, though might be longer/shorter for all I know, with a hook on the ends hit me. Fortunately I was eating with friends who saw this or I would never believe it myself).
I remember looking up within the enclosed patio area to see how the enclosure was set up (poles with a enclosed plastic/fabric of some sort - though covering and plants on the side walls) and thinking what the SHIT was that from???
Immediately after the manager, (to be remained nameless unless as stated above) or the person who appeared to be the manager asked if I was ok. I was so shocked I was not sure how to respond...
I think I said something to the affect; ah yeah... Ok, yeah ok...
then he disappeared till our food came and asked again very brisk and informally:
Him - are you ok? Here is your bacon (our other food had come a second before)
Me - ah I think so, but thank god that was not my head cause that would have been a problem... (I was really lucky it hadn't hit my little noggin - otherwise I might have been knocked out) ...and I am concerned that this hit my back. I recently a year ago had back surgery and am not sure that this is to good for it... (or something to that affect)
Him - so your bacon, it's on us... and he placed the bacon (only 4 pieces) down on the table.
Me - ah, ah ok??? (Really I was not sure what I was thinking cause I was so shocked he had thought of all the appropriate things to give me after a metal pole falling from the ceiling/wall from his establishment feel on the "good" side of my body was ok, was totally shocking and somewhat appalling to me. I mean what about offering a girl some ice for the swelling or I don't know something like a stiff drink, but BACON - get serious...
So the good part is my back/neck is not broken, but it is definitely swollen! I am fortunate to know an awesomely amazing acupuncturist, Dr Haung who always knows how to relieve all some of the tension and popping in my bones (my new medical philosophy this year has been east meets west, not sure who knows best, but the combination is amazing - if I have the time and can afford it! the trick is to be able to afford it - so if you hear stories or read posts of me needing to sell something like my 3 year old second hand Ikea sofa then I am hard up and I'm addicted to needles - the good kind - not the kind for drugs, just the kind for helping relieve muscle tension!
I also am thankful to my amazing colleagues who for some reason think I am still worth keeping at work after a year filled with almost better Monika health news... I love my work and my TAI team at WRI!
So to relieve my pain and to laugh later I am starting this web blog for my friends and others so I can document the unreal stuff that happens in the world around us... otherwise I might not believe this is for real. Or the cliche thing might be to say, what doesn't kill me makes us stronger... but I think it should be, what doesn't kill us, hopefully makes us laugh later...
Anyways - I thought this would be a fun project to drown my sorrows and hopefully provide good material for my next fabulous career in stand up comedy or reality tv...
Until the next pole hits, ok I hope before then -
Monika
---update... 3/1/8/08
the pole has now taken over my life and the pain has gotten worse :(
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